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She gave me her phone number, few days ago so I asked her out. We had an interesting conversation, and she told me she’s living all alone and gets bored. “Maybe you need a boyfriend” – I said. The next second she asked me to go to her place.
She’s living in a penthouse appartment the 11′th floor. Just entered and she asked me: “Do you want to lick my pussy?”. And I replied “No. Sorry I’m allergic to animal hair.”.