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	<title>John Average &#187; Bancuri</title>
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		<title>Bancuri 12 la mare, la soare!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 13:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patru prietene tinere si frumoase si-au petrecut concediul impreuna la mare, fara barbatii lor.  La intoarcere, pe una dintre ele au apucat-o remuscarile: - Fetelor, am sa-i povestesc lu&#8217; barbatu&#8217; meu de cate ori l-am inselat in concediu. Bruneta: &#8211; Ce idioata! Roscata: &#8211; Ce curajoasa! Blonda: &#8211; Ce memorie!﻿ La o expozitie de pictura, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri 11 &#8211; Sporturi Extreme</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 14:44:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Americanii vor sa trimita un animal in spatiu, si decid ca cel mai bine, datorita asemanarilor cu omul, ar fi sa trimita un cimpanzeu. Cei de la NASA trimit la gradina zoologica din Seattle un fax: &#8220;Am dori sa trimitem un cimpanzeu in spatiu ca sa vedem daca omul ar putea supravietui in aceleasi conditii. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri 10 &#8211; Astenie de primavara!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 20:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intrã Gigi Becali intr-o discotecã. O fata super se apropie de el si îl întreabã dulce : - Dansati ? Becali: - Nu fa, asa merg eu! Un politist da tarcoale unui bar, unde se cam consuma mult alcool, in scopul de a prinde cativa soferi piliti. Un client al barului iese, se impiedica si [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri bune</title>
		<link>http://www.johnaverage.ro/archives/866</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>johnaverage</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctore, mă simt rău, am ameţeli şi în plus mă arde la inimă! - Doamnă, în primul rând nu sunt doctor, sunt ospătar; în al doilea rând nu sunteţi bolnavă, sunteţi beată; iar in al treilea rând aveţi un sân în scrumieră. Nevasta lui Ionescu sta in fata blocului si tipa in gura mare: - [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri noi</title>
		<link>http://www.johnaverage.ro/archives/833</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 12:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>johnaverage</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[La scoala : - Copii da-ti exemple de lucruri comestibile Bula : - Lampa Invatatoarea : - Cum lampa? Bula: - Pai aseara am auzit din camera parintilor, &#8220;Femeie stinge lampa si bag-o-n gura&#8221;. Bula statea in penultima banca. Inspectorii se aseaza in spatele lui, in ultima banca. Profesoara pune intrebari, Bula tot cu mana [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri 7 &#8211; râs de râs!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:31:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>johnaverage</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vine un mosulet de 80 de ani la doctor. - Domnule doctor, mâine o sa ma însor! - Bine, mosule, cîti ani are mireasa? - 21&#8230; - Doamne, trebuie sa va avertizez, orice activitate sexuala ar putea fi mortala!! Mosuletul sta un pic pe gânduri si raspunde: - Bine, daca moare&#8230; moare! Doi betivi se [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri 6 &#8211; probleme cotidiene</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>johnaverage</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moda]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sotul tocmai termina de citit &#8221; Barbatul casei &#8221; o carte care ii invata pe barbati cum sa se impuna in relatia cu sotia .  Vine direct la nevasta-sa si proptindu-se in fata ei, zice: - De acum inainte sa-ti intre in cap ca eu sint barbatul in casa asta si cuvintul meu e lege [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri 5 &#8211; a fost odata&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:42:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>johnaverage</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[La inceputul secolului XX se duce Bula la ghicitoare. Aceasta ii spune: - Mda&#8230; Din cauza ta vor muri multzi oameni si altzi vor ramane fara casa&#8230; Pleaca Bula necajit, cand in drum spre casa vede un copil pe shinele de tramvai gata sa il calce tramvaiul. Sare Bula, repede, il salveaza. - Cum te [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri 4 &#8211; pe val!</title>
		<link>http://www.johnaverage.ro/archives/502</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 10:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>johnaverage</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mentalitate]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Opreste un tip o gagica pe strada -Donshoara, daca va dau 100 de dolari ma lasati sa va musc sanii? -Du-te dom&#8217;le de aici, lasa-ma-n pace Se duce tipul dupa colt si o asteapta..cand apare tipa: -Domnisoara, daca va dau 1000 de dolari ma lasati sa va musc sanii? -Hmm&#8230;nu dom&#8217;le, du-te de aici Se [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri 3 &#8211; sezon in calduri</title>
		<link>http://www.johnaverage.ro/archives/409</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O blonda, o bruneta si o roscata sunt la detectorul de minciuni. Roscata spune: - Ma gandeam ca sunt cea mai frumoasa femeie din lume&#8230; &#8220;Bip&#8221; Bruneta zice: - Ma gandeam ca sunt cea mai frumoas &#8230;&#8221;Bip&#8221; Blonda: - Ma gandeam .. &#8220;Bip&#8221; Un betiv a oprit un taxi : - Sunteti liber? - Da! [...]]]></description>
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